Daahlings! Did I really say such a stupid thing? Who thinks better in high heels - and who's fallen in love with Putin? Find out by matching the quote to the star in our celebrity quiz of the year

With attribute knowledge in regards to the perils of recent celeb, David Bowie stated: 'Fame can take attention-grabbing males and thrust mediocrity on them.' Additional proof will be discovered by the various absurd issues celebrities say. Here is a group of them in our Quotes Of The Yr Quiz. All you must do is guess the id of the audio system. And — no peeking — the solutions are on the finish...

1. 'One among my colleagues describes me as sort, shy, thoughtful, modest and undemanding. However then he additionally believes that Jeremy Clarkson is homosexual.'

A) John Humphrys. B) Gordon Ramsay. C) Anne Robinson. D) Gordon Brown.

2. 'Chocolate-covered peanuts are higher than intercourse.'

A) Sue Perkins. B) Mel Giedroyc. C) Sinitta. D) Pamela Stephenson.

three. 'I'm aspiring to do a great deal of medicine after I'm a lot older. Some sizzling medicine coursing via our veins would add to the enjoyable of being previous.'

A) Fiona Bruce. B) Jonathan Ross. C) Bradley Wiggins. D) Daybreak French.

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four. 'I've fallen in love with Russia. In a loopy manner [because] Putin is a really highly effective man, he will be the hero. He loves wildlife.'

A) Michael Heseltine. B) Pamela Anderson. C) Joanna Lumley. D) George Galloway.

5. 'I have been romantically in love six instances in my life — with three ladies, two males and a canine.'

A) Clare Balding. B) Will Self. C) Sandi Toksvig. D) Paul O'Grady.

6. 'I am completely hooked on pork scratchings.'

A) Nick Robinson. B) Hillary Clinton. C) David Dickinson. D) Ian Botham.

7. 'I get very aggravated when folks suppose I am good or diffident or a well mannered English gentleman. I am a nasty piece of labor and other people ought to know that.'

A) Nigel Havers. B) Rowan Williams. C) Hugh Grant. D) Julian Fellowes.

eight. 'With out homosexual males, I would not be the place I'm in the present day.'

A) Naomi Campbell. B) Stella McCartney. C) Lesley Joseph. D) Kylie Minogue.

9. 'Possibly I am naive — as a result of I am from an period when a 'threesome' meant The Three Bears.'

A) Gyles Brandreth. B) Selina Scott. C) Gloria Hunniford. D) Suzi Quatro.

10. 'My favorite technique of creating love? It is the male marital place. Flat in your again along with your pockets open.'

A) Eric Idle. B) Raymond Blanc. C) Tom Jones. D) John Cleese.

11. 'It is in my contract that I've an ironing board, an iron and a bottle of port in my dressing room.'

A) Petula Clark. B) Evan Davis. C) Hugh Laurie. D) Imelda Staunton.

12. 'Tremendous-inspired by my go to to Ikea in the present day, actually wonderful firm … my thoughts is racing with the probabilities.'

A) David Linley. B) Pippa Middleton. C) Ulrika Jonsson. D) Kanye West.

13. 'There are two methods I want to make love: on a mattress of basil and on a mattress of truffles.'

A) Michel Roux. B) Gregg Wallace. C) Antonio Carluccio. D) Carol Vorderman.

14. 'I attempted the Botox factor. However it's so costly: for a similar cash you possibly can fly to Italy and really feel rejuvenated inside in addition to out.'

A) Edwina Currie. B) Bruno Tonioli. C) Cheri Lunghi. D) Nancy Dell'Olio.

15. 'An after-life? I consider one thing occurs to the power that flows in our minds and bones and spirits. In any other case nothing is smart.'

A) Jenny Agutter. B) Jamie Cullum. C) Sarah Ferguson. D) Stephen Hawking.

16. 'To cite the previous phrase: 'You need to be your self. Everyone seems to be taken.' If you happen to do not, you are useless within the water.'

A) Lynne Franks. B) Camila Batmanghelidjh. C) John McCririck. D) Chris Evans.

17. 'I at all times suppose everyone is homosexual — so am I. I'm not a little bit bit homosexual. I'm extraordinarily within the reality of what I missed out on. However it's too late now.'

A) Sharon Osbourne. B) Richard Madeley. C) Mark Rylance. D) Jeremy Paxman.

18. 'All I am going to say about intercourse is I do not want that bloody blue tablet.'

A) Charles Dance. B) Brian Blessed. C) Roger Moore. D) Sir Philip Inexperienced.

19. 'I am not a Ferrari any extra. I am hopefully a type of moderately preserved classic mannequin.'

A) James Might. B) Richard Hammond. C) Angela Rippon. D) Helen Mirren.

20. 'My guiltiest pleasure? Intercourse, champagne and chocolate — particularly in that order. How typically do I've intercourse? A day or per hour?'

A) Mick Jagger. B) Catherine Zeta-Jones. C) Heidi Klum. D) Cara Delevingne.

David Bowie (pictured) stated: 'Fame can take attention-grabbing males and thrust mediocrity on them'

21. 'We are able to transcend many issues if we have now the guts to. I'd have favored to probably have been a Roman man, perhaps three,000 years in the past with my spouse and my entourage with actually enticing boys. It will have suited me rather well.'

A) Tracey Emin. B) Miranda Hart. C) Mary Beard. D) Grayson Perry.

22. 'After I obtained pregnant, I had a lot testosterone in me that I truly grew a beard. It isn't a joke. I truly do have a beard.'

A) Adele. B) Jenni Murray. C) Darcey Bussell. D) Fern Cotton.

23. 'There's a particular place in hell for girls who do not assist different ladies!'

A) Theresa Might. B) Kelly Hoppen. C) Karren Brady. D) Cherie Blair.

24. 'I solely tried monogamy as soon as, and I attempted very exhausting.'

A) Warren Beatty. B) Raquel Welch C) Sian Phillips. D) Donny Osmond.

25. 'I am truly considering of boycotting America if Donald Trump turns into president.'

A) Man Ritchie. B) Louis Walsh. C) Simon Cowell. D) James Corden.

26. 'My mum thanks God day by day for my divorce.'

A) Katy Perry. B) Gillian Taylforth. C) Peter Andre. D) Amanda Holden.

27. 'When the time comes, I might like my ashes sprinkled throughout Brent Cross purchasing centre in North London. At the very least my kids will come and go to me.'

A) Mary Portas. B) Jenny Eclair. C) Vanessa Feltz. D) Jennifer Saunders.

28. 'Ladies ought to be extra indulgent of affairs. It is daft to kick somebody out over a fling. Is not it? Everybody ought to flip a blind eye to males's behaviour between the ages of 40 and 50. Let all of it blow over.'

A) Dominic West. B) Invoice Clinton. C) Donald Trump. D) Rupert Everett.

29. 'No bra and a cashmere jumper is my thought of heaven!'

A) Claudia Winkleman. B) Sienna Miller. C) Nicole Scherzinger. D) Maria Sharapova.

30. 'A person wants three issues in his life to make him completely happy. First is a big checking account; second is a wonderful spouse . . . and third is a really shut Indian restaurant.'

A) Jamie Oliver. (B) John Nettles. (C) Peter Kay. (D) Paul Hollywood.

31. 'Do you ever take heed to Girl's Hour? Goodness me. Did you ever hear such a dismal litany? Have to be hell being a lady.'

A) Jim Davidson. B) Sam Allardyce. C) Nicholas Soames. D) Frederick Forsyth.

32. 'I pay specific consideration to my nails. I've had this specific German nail package for years, and I take it all over the place.'

A) Neil Morrissey. B) David Cameron. C) George Osborne. D) Noel Edmonds.

33. 'I signed a pre-nuptial settlement saying that I might by no means go on Strictly Come Dancing.'

A) Benedict Cumberbatch. B) Yvette Cooper. C) Lucy Worsley. D) Christine Bleakley.

34. 'Being born lovely is like being born wealthy. You get poorer and poorer day by day.'

A) Joan Collins. B) Gwyneth Paltrow. C) Kate Moss. D) Susanna Reid.

35. 'We have all obtained a little bit of a nasty bit, particularly me. I've a mood. However I by no means lose it. I have not misplaced my mood in years — it is too unhealthy. I might kill somebody.'

A) Jacob Rees-Mogg. B) Alex Ferguson. C) John Bercow. D) Michael Caine.

36. 'A cup of tea solves a number of issues. I like a little bit of spruce or pine-needle tea.'

A) Richard Osman. B) Bear Grylls. C) Alan Titchmarsh. D) Ian Hislop.

37. 'Throughout a date, midway via the meal, I began questioning whether or not I might remembered to change on the electrical blanket.'

A) Sheila Hancock. B) Esther Rantzen. C) Tom Courtenay. D) Una Stubbs.

38. 'If I might been born ten years earlier, I might in all probability have been a trades union agitator.'

A) Emma Thompson. B) Melvyn Bragg. C) J. Ok. Rowling. D) David Starkey.

39. 'I truly suppose I feel higher in excessive heels.'

A) Miriam Clegg. B) Eddie Izzard. C) Daphne Guinness. D) Jerry Corridor.

40. 'I am the fourth favorite to be Prime Minister. It is the plain pure step — it is simply the pay minimize that must be handled.'

A) Piers Morgan. B) Boris Johnson. C) Lord Sugar. D) Richard Branson.

ANSWERS: 1c. 2c. 3d. 4b. 5b. 6a. 7c. 8a. 9c. 10a. 11a. 12d. 13c. 14c. 15b. 16d. 17a. 18b. 19c. 20c. 21a. 22a. 23c. 24c. 25b. 26a. 27c. 28a. 29b. 30b. 31c. 32a. 33c. 34a. 35d. 36b. 37a. 38d. 39a. 40a.

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