Who congratulated Sir Mick Jagger on becoming a father by saying 'I need to pick up a pregnancy test', asks EPHRAIM HARDCASTLE in a seasonal quiz

Who stated what right here in 2016? My much-imitated seasonal quiz:

1 - They congratulated Sir Mick Jagger on turning into a father once more at 73, remarking 'I want to choose up a being pregnant check. I am 936 weeks late!' (a) Jane Fonda.(b) Jerry Corridor (c) Bette Midler

2 - 'I finished consuming 45 years in the past. I used to be a dissolute, guilt ridden , self-pitying boozer.' The Archbishop of Canterbury; (b) Barry Humphries (c)Sir Michael Parkinson.

Who stated, 'I finished consuming 45 years in the past. I used to be a dissolute, self-pitying boozer.' Was it the Archbishop of Canterbury, Barry Humphries or Sir Michael Parkinson

three - Described their newest TV position thus: 'I'm drunk, stoned, driving my Jaguar on Hollywood Boulevard, choosing up a transsexual prostitute. (a) Justin Bieber; (b) Hugh Grant, (c) Sir Patrick Stewart.

four - 'I went to Oxford's Ruskin School, acquired an economics diploma at Hull College..and I'm an honorary professor in local weather change.'(a) Graham Norton, (b) Lord (John) Prescott; c Sharon Osbourne.

5 - 'I by no means go wherever with out Typhoo (tea) in my purse…' (a) Nigella Lawson,(b) Glenda Jackson (c) Her Majesty the Queen

6 - 'I've simply been suggested by consultants that if we depart the EU , the Angel of Dying will take the primary born of every household.' (a) (Tory MP) Michael Fabricant, (b) ex Chancellor ) George Osborne,(c) Nick Clegg.

7 - 'Do you ever hearken to Girls's Hour?Goodness me did you ever hear such a dismal litany? Have to be hell being a girl.'(a) BBC Director Basic Lord Corridor; (b) Nicholas Soames.(c) Germaine Greer.

eight - 'I can inform you that the one factor I actually, actually couldn't bear once I was an MP had been my constituents.' (a) David Cameron (b) Zak Goldsmith (c) Gyles Brandreth.

9 - 'By the best way, on a regular basis I used to be speaking about my mom I may see your knickers.'(a) Donald Trump; (b) Alan Bennett; (c) Jeremy Clarkson.

'I can not wait to unfold my Fairy Godmother mud over the festive season.'(a) Jeremy Corbyn; (b) Amanda Holden.(pictured) (b) Ann Widdicombe

10 - 'You'd should pay some huge cash to get me right into a nightclub - sniffing and snorting and dragging some trollop residence with me.'(a) Jacob Rees-Mogg; (b) Julian Clary(c) Lord Sugar.

11 - 'I can not wait to unfold my Fairy Godmother mud over the festive season.'(a) Jeremy Corbyn; (b) Amanda Holden. (b) Ann Widdicombe.

12 - 'I prefer to have a Korean tub, the place you get scrubbed from prime to backside by fierce Korean women…' (a) Prince Charles; (b) Kim Jung Un;(c) Helen Mirren.

13 - 'So I ran a hose from the kitchen all the best way in right here, stuffed up the water mattress after which we thought,"Nice, let's have intercourse on a water mattress!" (a) Prince Harry; (b) Janet Road Porter; (c) Nigella Lawson

14 - 'A spec-wearing, doggerel-spouting rock dinosaur who aggravates the plenty' (a) Sir Elton John (b) Bono (c)Sir Cliff Richard.

15 - 'Nicola Sturgeon is the well-mannered , but rampant lioness and we're her fortunate cubs!'(a) Sir Sean Connery (b) Billy Connolly(c) fan Alan Cumming.

Solutions: 1c 2b 3c 4a 5a 6a 7b 8c 9c 10b 11b 12c 13b 14b 15c 

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